Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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