White coat. Heels.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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