Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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