His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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