and you said cock pushups were impossible
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize