I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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