A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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