Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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