put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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