you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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