remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just found puke in my bra..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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