Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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