I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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