we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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