If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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