Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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