Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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