She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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