shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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