Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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