I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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