it wasn't lemon gatorade
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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