I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wish i was in the wii world.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize