I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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