I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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