You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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