Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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