There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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