I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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