He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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