i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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