I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Shame is for Republicans.
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