We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
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