Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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