I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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