trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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