Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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