taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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