Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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