So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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