Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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