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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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