i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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