I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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I love having hate sex.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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