in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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