Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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