im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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