So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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