We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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