idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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