Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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